My friends arm wrestle to see who gets my employee store passes. I have so many pairs of Nikes that I have to rotate them to ensure equitable turf time for all. I like it when people ask me where I work. I love it when they turn green with envy after I answer… I have a swoosh tattoo or own at least one piece of swoosh jewelry. I get about 3,512 emails each year from acquaintances of acquaintan..